• 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
  • 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY T-SHIRT FEATURING A HUMANIZED BALD EAGLE HOLDING A TINY BALD EAGLE WITH THE WORDS "FREEDOM CANNOT BE MEASURED BY THE METRIC SYSTEM" AND A BACKGROUND OF FIREWORKS. IT'S FESTIVE. IT'S PATRIOTIC.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER? IF WE CAN'T HAVE BODILY AUTONOMY, AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE GIGGLE.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.63

Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested, and pre-shrunk for size retention.

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